Category Archives: Rants

Thongs I was killing yet another wet spring day by surfing the net when my eye was caught by an ad for ‘Crotchless Thongs’. I don’t know much about women. They are like Africa- warm, mysterious, fertile. And yet there … Continue reading →

It is a rainy windy day and I thought I would spend it filling out my census form.  I was looking forward to registering as an illegal immigrant.  Not because I am one.  I just wanted to cancel my car … Continue reading →

I was listening to the news on my little radio in the gym and they kept going on and on about the increased activity of the smelly pirates.  Of course they kept pronouncing it ‘SAmelly’ as though affecting an accent … Continue reading →

I am not convinced that the health care in this country needs ‘fixing’.  Apparently everyone else in the country believes that it does. My bad. But in order to lower costs of health care overall I have this idea:  If … Continue reading →

I just heard on the news that Obama has has appointed a couple of guys to a new Death Commission.  I knew it would come to this one day but I did not think it would be so soon.  Apparently … Continue reading →

I have heard repeatedly over the last couple of days of the US military’s offensive push in Afghanistan.  It seems that progress is being slowed a great deal by the widespread use of IED’s.  I have a hard time understanding … Continue reading →