The B.U.M.P Tour
March 16, 2010
Spring is definitely in the air, although it has been a long wet winter. It is time to head out on another adventure, however small it may be. I always like to have plan when I go off on these things. Sometimes I stick to the plan and other times not, but I generally start with a plan.
So here is today’s plan:
The Bump Tour™
Nevada • Legal • Brothels • Bordellos • Cathouses • WhorehousesLas Vegas • Reno • Prostitutes • Hookers • Callgirls • Whores
The Bump Tour™
Tour the Legal Brothels and Bordellos of Nevada
The Bump Tour™ is a driving route to all of the legal brothels, bordellos,
cat houses and whore houses outside Las Vegas and Reno and throughout Nevada.
I put that portion in so people don’t think I just make these things up. This is a legitimate tour. I think. I am going to attempt it in any case. At last count there were 42 of these establishments in Nevada but that number has not been confirmed by a 2010 census.
To all of my strait-laced friends, spare me the moral indignation. At my age, visiting a brothel is like a dog chasing a car. The dog knows that if he catches the car, there is a good chance he is not going to be able to drive it. Besides, the point is to take a picture in front of each of these establishments. I would never ever consider going into one of these places. (okay there goes a little bit of my grace already)
Come along with me if you will. I may need bail money. I will probably use up all of the grace I picked up on the last trip. It will likely be fun. But who really knows about these things.
So I am off like a congressman on healthcare.